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you can get fired for not being positive enough

This is a sign of a broken organization

Masturbate, play with my ass, and scroll porno on my phone. All at once!

Unfortunate we live in such a prudish country.

Glad to hear that old-school opioids are still being produced.

Agreed. It’s been common throughout history for people to live on only beer and water for a few weeks at a time.

I imagine you could survive at least a few months on doppelbock if you were in good health beforehand.

I was thinking the same thing.

Good for you for working on your depression!

Your troubleshooting skills are above average, tbh.

You’ve identified that there’s an issue. You tried something simple to remedy. You even tried it again to make sure.

You didn’t make a bunch of crazy assumptions about what the problem was. You didn’t do a bunch of weird shit all at once to try to fix it. You didn’t do something to make the problem worse.

You’re doing great!

Same here

Smelling a roll of plastic garbage bags. There’s just something about that smell

Great response!

I too will keep voting for the better choice.

Cooking. I love to cook for my friends and family. I’ve been perfecting my homemade pizza for years. It’s very good and I love to make it for guests.

I’ve had people say I should open a pizzaria, especially since the one good one in town shut down.

Fuck that.

Any second-hand business class laptop that fits your budget, i.e. HP Elitebook/Probook/Zbook, Dell Inspiron/Latitude/XPS, or Lenovo Thinkpad.

Second this. I have a 10 year old Lenovo running Ubuntu that suits my minimal needs just fine

Kirkland Citrus body wash and Mitchum unscented antiperspirant.

I’m a sweaty mofo and need the strong stuff.

It’s very tempting to shamash that button. Intelligence is lionized. It’s high praise to call someone a genius. I’d probably wait on any button pushing until I’m old enough to have some cognitive decline.

I’m no genius. I’m a bit above average intelligence. And I have to say, I’m not sure it’s done much to improve my overall happiness.

Like many gifts, it’s a double-edged sword. Having a higher capacity for language, problem solving, and memorization has done a lot to ostracize me for my peers over the years.

I went with Ubuntu when I did my first Linux install about 5 years ago. I still use it and have been super happy with it.

Everything has just worked. With a bit of googling, I’ve been able to easily do everything I’ve needed to.

I’m a user, not a programmer. I tried Linux because I was fed up with Windows. I’d been using Windows since 3.1 and hated how they changed basic functionality every revision. I just wanted a fucking OS that worked and made sense m

I’m so happy I switched!