I had the book with this illustration as a kid! It was one of my favorites along with the Death Star.

Not to detract from the sentiment, but automatic firearms have been fully banned in the USA for 40 years now and have been illegal in most of the country since the 1930s.

Today on “Inside the Head of a Russian Commander Assigned to Handle a Hostage Crisis.”

“We need to reduce the number of Slavs in Eastern Europe to defend ourselves from future attacks from the barbaric hoards.”

I mean the truck bed is like 3 feet long, you can’t do anything with it, it’s never been off-road, and it has two full size rows of seats. It’s an SUV in denial.

Enough for law school. Actually worked jobs to pay off my undergrad debt just to do so. Womp womp.

Lol I made the mistake of going back to grad school, so more like $2500-$3000 a month for me

Thanks friend, honestly I was apprehensive about the end and only really used Mastadon before this, but this gif is honestly what today feels like. It’s really starting to feel less like the end of a chapter and the beginning of a wonderful new age already!