I wish my brain could take a shit but it don’t sleep no good

yay. what a great advantage. i would very much rather be old and resistant to bird flu instead of young

I think I’m more plastic than man now. Guess I’ll go out into the ocean and choke some sea turtles. I see now that that was always my destiny

Hard to discern if she’s working for all 3 or if she is just that stupid. Yeah, yeah, why not both.

finally someone did the thing everybody wanted