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They always tell us we have yet to discover them but we all know we’d all like to forget they exist

Too bad they only operate in Alabama

Feel free to correct me but If I recall correctly that’s basically what a microwave is.

Any chance the test instructed you to urinate on it

Proof we can’t have nice things irl

Technically we all have tails already. However they are made entirely of bone and aren’t long enough to stick out. Really all they do is make sitting on hard surfaces uncomfortable and try to dig their way out of your ass when you do situps without a mat

I’d imagine comfort reasons also. Hell having a dick can get uncomfortable at times. Like every time I wear pants that are just to tight for a long bike trip it gets twisted around and bent into kinks. I can’t imagine having what is comfort wise a second dick on the other side of my groin and pointing down. I can see that pinching itself every time you run or sit down. I really hope there aren’t any nerves in them.

In terms of making friend stats I don’t know of any study’s but I do find it extremely believable from my life. My dad is probably the only man I know of to have a friend group and even then it’s just him and one other guy. Meanwhile I walk around and see women walking around exclusively in groups. I suppose it really doesn’t help that in the place I’m from socializing with coworkers is considered lazy and generally shushed.

Unless you’re talking about towing other cars and carrying entire trees yea a kai probably wouldn’t make the cut but for furniture transportation fire wood mail delivery and mulch transportation are all things that take way less horsepower than you think hell even with car towing I’ve done with a dinky little 4 wheeler from the 80s if a atv can do all the things I mentioned a kai can absolutely accomplish them and you don’t take up soo much space when you take your haul through the city the reason everyone hates full size pickups is because soo many people just use them to get groceries and nothing more

But what if it’s a ugly dog

I may be saying this as a guy who stopped being a Star wars fan after the rise of emperor Micky but it seems like all of the empires actually good theorys seem to always quote post Disney Star wars content because I remember there being rampant slavery human superiority I could probably pull a Disney is trying to make the empire good conspiracy but because I haven’t been playing attention to star wars outside of prequel memes I understand I don’t know shit anymore

There’s a tube connecting your ears to your mouth and urine has to make it from your digestion to bladder

But if we are going by topology logic the vagina isn’t a true hole it’s caped by the womb init so it’s at most a cave

There’s a joke to be made but I can’t quite put my hand on it welp neither can Luke

How they made the buttons so recessed that you need to move your head directly under them to see what button is what. Why it’s a Cadillac ATS this car is the physical incarnation of mildly infuriating and I have no idea why my dad loves it so much when both me and my mom find everything about that car mildly infuriating I guess they just found another way to make the car mildly infuriating

I suppose it could be like antique cars in my home state where just about everyone has a antique car and is still a status symbol but at least with a car that you have to constantly work on it yourself it’s kinda a hey look at what I’ve made sort of status symbol maybe Norwegians are hot rodding Teslas?

You might want to be a bit quiet about that they might find out they accidentally made a good car with consumer friendly updates

Granted not a software update but my dad’s Cadillac got recalled once and all they did was make the ceiling buttons harder to read that was the one time he ever obayed a recall

I see

I’m quite confused cause the only Dexter I know is from Dexter’s lab