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“You can pretty much come up with whatever quote you want and pretend someone famous said it. Nobody checks anyway.”

-Sun Tzu

Get a New York Times best seller in there with a cover based on the Netflix series and you’ll really strike gold

Are…are we not eating children? Hold on, I need to make a few phone calls…

Sorry if I was vague, I meant the person you were replying to doesn’t know what nuclear power is, which is why they use a fear mongering term like “nukes” to describe nuclear power.

Nuclear power as seen by someone who has no idea what nuclear power is.

From my admittedly surface-level understanding of Dutch politics, he is essentially Dutch Donald Trump.

Just remember each individual word and phrase in the English language, easy peasy!

Please don’t commit any war crimes…

With the Frizz? No way!

Ah, the Federation Pinto

Alternative episode: Sisko believes that he can solve something in the normal, intended way and not a horrible, fucked up way. He solves it with baseball.

Yeah he didn’t get especially insufferable until the magic space Native Americans invited him to a higher plane of existence for being such a special boy™.

Kif! Search them for paper. And…bring me a rock.

Do you think God stays in heaven because he, too, fears what he has created? - Steve Buscemi in a Spy Kids movie

Ah yes, I forgot about that time Churchill bombed a German music festival and raped the survivors.

See, that’s the exact kind of whataboutism I’m talking about. Two wrongs don’t make a right, and frankly I suspect the only reason you give a shit is because hating Israel is such a hot tankie talking point right now.

Let me guess, Palestine needs to throw off its oppressors, but Russia’s invasion of Ukraine was a totally justified military operation?

Oh fuck off with that hexbear lemmygrad shit. I’m not talking about war as some nebulous concept, I’m saying raping and killing civilians is bad regardless of if you’ve been wronged or not. If that’s a controversial opinion to you, I have nothing more to discuss.

Without raping and murdering civilians, to start? Fuck Israel, but that doesn’t make Hamas the good guys.

Or the mongooses! That’s a good team name. The Flighting Mongooses!

“I only met the defendant Fry once, but I knew he was no good!”

“Please use the beeps.”

Okay, we’re going to be using this isolinear chip reprogrammer Bosnian Bill and I made…