Game makers should hire me to test their maps, if there’s a spot where I can get 100% stuck no matter what, you bet your shiny metal ass I’ll find it.

But… I don’t like that one…

Captains choice, yet it’s Kirk and not Captain Janeway, the true coffee captain.

Stfu! Don’t give them ideas!

I am one of the we.

Because the new food is bland, the leftovers still taste good to my tastebuds.