They said “tidal forces,” not “tides.” Tidal forces refer to the differential of gravitation between two points on an object. It applies in any situation where gravity is a factor, although typically only very large massive objects experience noticeable effects. That said, the concept of spaghettification (objects being stretched out as they approach a black hole’s event horizon) is based on the fact that tidal forces near a black hole would be so enormous they would be observable for even small objects like people.

OP said the sun, indicating they meant our sun. Other commenters have clarified that fissile material (and a shit-ton of the other stuff further down the periodic table) didn’t come from our sun, but other suns.

Okay, how do I get my hands on some of the stuff they used so I can inject it into my abdomen?

The “THIS IS A DEEPFAKE VOICE” label really helps human brains tell that it’s a deepfake voice.

I love the “you’d have to plant trees everywhere therefore it’s not possible” logic. As if silviculture/silvipasture were not possible. As if we couldn’t take vacant properties and plant there.

<Sees protests with popular support> “That’s totalitarianism, not democracy!”

Christ, what an asshole.

Economists* are impressive for one reason only: their ability to talk while simultaneously sucking every billionaire’s dick at once.

*MOST economists.

Sorry for bringing the average down, everyone.

Or Bill Gates who promoted bullshit pseudoscience and encouraged African men to get circumcised as an “HIV prevention measure” which led to many men then skipping condoms, arguably making the HIV epidemic in Africa even worse?

The sound of it? I would assume it’s silent. /s

Yeah, one could argue that a functioning democracy would prevent the kind of wealth gap we have.

IIRC, Patton improv’d that whole speech in the moment.

That’s the joke. Beef in a list of soy-free meat substitutions makes as much sense as soy.

Beef is soy free as well.

Technically Trump didn’t write anything, his ghostwriter did.

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Map out what stocks to buy and when over the last 40 years, print it out and have the time traveler take it back along with a video of me explaining what to do to become insanely wealthy to my 5 year old self.

In this specific case, I’d say he admitted defeat by blocking you.

My first thought after hearing that saying 20-something years ago was “the player perpetuates the game.”

If people refuse to play, there is no game to hate.

That’s a weird way to phrase “possessing not blood but pure concentrated evil running through his veins.”