We live in a game

And you call them steamed hams, despite the fact that they are obviously grilled?

I like this one, but as a slight change:

RAM holds the apples you gave it until it is knocked out and drops them all and has no idea what an apple is when it wakes up.

Flash holds the apples you gave it and sets them down in the exact order you gave it to them, sleeps, and picks them back up again when it wakes up ready to hand them back.

My first thought too. A library?

WD-40

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