It wasn’t this one I was thinking of, but this will do just fine, thank you :)

Worth reading just for the “comments” column :)

Quick question - does anyone have the link to that “Tories being voted out” bingo card website? It was posted a few days ago, but I can’t find it.

[EDIT] Found it - Feddit thread - I’ve probably not formatted the link properly
Torygeddon Bingo Website

It’s a good plan, but it’s not different enough from his current appearance for anyone to notice.

There was a guy who was “famous” for having loads of plastic surgery to look like a Ken doll.

Perhaps Nigel could become “famous” for having loads of plastic surgery to look like Cyril Sneer from The Raccoons? He could carry on behaving like he already does.

• Is your local water company irresponsibly releasing sewage into your rivers?

• Are you struggling to find an environmentally sound liquid to throw over Nigel Farridge?

I wonder if there’s some sort of solution to both these problems? Perhaps there is a way to both help remove a small amount of sewage from the river and also find something to throw at Nigel?

Hmm…

Did you not hear about the bellend shortage?

There’s been an accident down at the knobhead factory, and output is currently so low, Britain’s news resources are in danger of failing to meet it’s quota of “knobheads and bellends saying things loudly”.

Thankfully, Nigel Farridge is there to save us.

Someone has kindly put the page on archive.is

He might have done a few surprisingly acceptable things as of late, but let’s not forget him destroying that schools building/repairing/upgrading project (which is why a large chunk of school buildings are now dangerous), then completely ruining secondary education with pointless, backwards reforms, loudly supporting and championing the destruction of the NHS to be replaced by a private subscription model etc…

His impact has generally been to meddle, alter, ruin and destroy, against the experience, knowledge, research and expertise of anyone who knows anything within the field and instead promoting wildly ill-thought-out early 20th century Tory whims because he’s “Had enough of listening to experts”.

Apologies for the rant, but he’s been high up on my “worst humans in the country” list for over a decade - though he’s been knocked down the list a little as of late, because who can compete with Mel Stride, Priti Patel, Jacob Rees-Mogg, Suella Braverman etc.

I just worry how 17% of people would think the Tories would support the NHS… almost 1 in 5 people thinking “yeah, they’re doing a great job” in the face of overwhelming evidence to the contrary.

Thought it was going to be Boris Johnson.

Disappointed.

I’m… actually quite impressed. What’s the catch, Tories?

There’s normally a bit where you say things like “The paths outside the shops will be re-paved with the ground up bones of the unemployed, disabled, homeless, transgendered and asylum seekers, created by our new £10 billion hunting programme”.

Oddly, the line is drawn at horrible, awful people like “life-long peace campaigners” or “life-long promoters of fairness and equality”.

No room for Mr Corbyn or anyone who ever supported him, looked at him or spoke to him.

[Edit] p.s. this is a sarcastic comment, if that wasn’t obvious?

Though it’s all a bit jokey, I also kind of believe that’s to some degree true.

It’s the new generation’s “If you discover time travel, go back and kill Hitler”.

So which is better? Spending years and millions of pounds obsessively trying to send a handful of immigrants to Rwanda, or literally any other policy? There’s only one way to find out: FIGHT!!!

Until I actually saw the article myself, I genuinely couldn’t work out what it was trying to say, other than what you’d suggested.

Better be sure and also ban the human imagination and dirty minds.

This is very true, but I don’t think the government is too concerned about appeasing non-white non-male drivers to the same extent.

“UK government seeks to endanger the lives of children, cyclists and pedestrians, encourage the destruction of the planet and ruin the lives of hundreds of thousands of bus commuters, and damage thousands of businesses which rely on public transport for staff, to appease handful of loud angry little pink-faced men in giant fat cars”

Are you selling flyers, or just handing them out to people? Selling flyers sounds a bit weird.

Distributing flyers for people in exchange for a tiny amount of cash seems quite normal - a lot of pubs/venues/small charitable organisations used to do it. If it’s a tiny organisation, it wouldn’t be worth a contract, it’s such a tiny amount of money.