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That one does not apply today or tomorrow.
I swear I will write something here when I get this plumbing fixed
That one does not apply today or tomorrow.
Sorry but do you have a Please Don’t Form 1302?
Security through bureaucracy.
What the hell did you just frikkin’ say about me, you little chimp? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Starfleet Academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the Borg, and I have over 300 confirmed executions of General Order 24. I am trained in ship-to-ship warfare and I’m the top tactical officer in all of Starfleet. You are nothing to me but just another redshirt. I will wipe you the hell out with attack patterns the likes of which has never been seen before in this quadrant, mark my goddamn words. You think you can get away with saying that stuff to me over subspace? Think again. As we speak I am contacting section 31 and your subspace signature is being traced right now so you better prepare for the ion storm, maggot. The ion storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re goddamn dead, ensign. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with self-sealing stem bolts. Not only am I extensively trained in zero-G combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Starfleet and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable existence off the face of the galaxy, you little chimp. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your goddamn tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will blast fury all over you and you will drown in it. You are dead, ensign. Dismissed
Carthago delenda est.
Or wait, was that Barbados? Calvados? Anyway, I forget, but you get my drift.
I’ve three bridges to sell to you
I thought he was playing the Gunslinger, dude.
Walter M Elon sends his regards
This made you very upset. Have you heard of salami slicing? Let me just take a little inch over here.
Simping for a dead man who would raze their country and murder them. Right wing dudes have some really weird issues that I am not psychologically damaged enough to understand.
S400 buyers around the world must be sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo happy with their purchase.
Shoot them down.
Is putin dead? Is any of this worth it? The russians are too scared of their own dictatorship that they’d rather die in Ukraine than fight their own dictatorship. I have no empathy for them because of this.
The Mad Man strategy
AHEM. DID YOU KNOW THAT THERE IS OIL IN RUSSIA?
Did you know that there is oil in russia?
When humanity returns to the moon, I’ll be very happy to read a bunch of indian astronaut names. Ad astra per aspera!
I don’t think he knows what he did. He’s going around the world like that. Just living life.
Ber ber ber ber ber ber ber ber