Hasn’t this already been firmly established quite some time ago?

Imagine how delicious that would be

Mmmm… fried T-Rex drumstick

I know a good cop. He’s my manager at Home Depot.

:P

also suggesting that those beans could have been found in a nebula, dick

Even Iranians are celebrating his death

Iran’s supreme leader has announced a five-day mourning period, but there have been fireworks and cheering in the country since the death was confirmed

That’s interesting. I’ll check it out.

I found this very interesting:

Persuading the BBC not to describe sperm whale clicks as “language” in their Blue Planet II series was the highlight of my science communication career. Why?

A lot of complex communication is going on in cetaceans, much of which we still don’t understand. However, I am convinced that we should drop the stifling and anthropocentric focus on language. It crowds out other perspectives on what is going on – for example, the relationship between rhythm-based communication and music might be a better way to understand the bonding function of coda synchrony in sperm whales.

We should be wary of ranking species on a single dimension relative to humans, as if all evolution is a path to something like us (much like early anthropologists ranked societies by their progress toward western “perfection”). Instead, let’s take ourselves off the top of the ladder and see other animals as distinct branches of an evolutionary tree.

I find great logic in the argument of understanding animal communications in relation to the animals themselves rather than their relation to us.

So that’s what the three seashells are for!

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case in point

pretty telling if that’s all you’ve got when your complete hypocrisy is called out.

oh, look, totally not what i said. what a shockingly disingenuous response!/s

i don’t like the DNC, either, but i’m not cheering for them to lose to a fascist while claiming to be a communist, comrade

oh, look, a someone who claims to like coMMuNiSm but cheers on obvious authoritarianism and fascism…

nice work, “comrade” lmao

she doesn’t need to keep talking and turding things up for people to remember that she exists

i really wish she would shut up

The US just ended Intel & Qualcomm’s licensing to Heiwei. That’s massive.

Wtf is this post even about?

Lmao, go on…

(Although, I’m pretty sure Woz would be very amused by this)

If you keep clicking long enough, you’ll cum. I promise.

Please donate to my PayPal tip link…

I really wish this were true. And if it is, please, please, please provide even the tiniest shred of proof.

Bonus points if it made Steve Jobs angry.

Edit: if this is not true at all, at least write some fun fanfic about it. Who wouldn’t enjoy an episode of Golden Girls: a Day at Apple, 1996?

Edit 2: Gil Amelio— he wouldn’t like that.

Then you should know: You just gotta click through to see the dick.