I’m gonna be honest man, you seem like you would be a chore to be around in real life

“is it a comfortable space suit?”

“Shut up and look sexy”

Nah, fox News is useful for ironing out those pesky wrinkles in your brain

I am beyond shocked.

Anti-tank kevlar

I’d imagine keeping them all under constant supervision within eyesight helps quite a bit

Thank you for putting this together, very helpful to keep track of everything

“The team now wants to figure out what role these shared genes play in cryptobiosis, and whether there is an upper limit to how long nematodes can remain in this mysterious state.”

Chuck 'em in the freezer and check back in 50,000 years, boys

As opposed to fleshy humans, who don’t need money to stay alive

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