Wait. So a “butter star” is possible?
Wait. So a “butter star” is possible?
Preferably six feet below ground. 🤷🏽♂️
And this is the company about to launch actual humans into space, officially? No, I mean astronauts this time, not unwitting airplane passengers. This is the timeline we’re in? Just checking.
It’s less about him growing up, per se, and completely about his tiny little chub never being as enormous as he wishes it were.
They were never “his” films, to be fair. As soon as he got a team started on it, his “ownership” of the outcome of all that creative collaboration rapidly diminished to being little more than his name in the credits and copyrights — thank fucking god. The meatsac is a shit director, and even shittier writer, and apparently a complete waste of time. IMHO, the films “belong” to those that actually made them what they are to millions upon millions of fans: the actual artists involved and the fans. Full stop.
Fuck off, Mucas.
a multitude of fascinating ways
Saying this sort of shit is like telling someone that the joke you’re about to tell is hilarious or that you’re a sexual tee-ranna-saurus. No one believes you, and we all quietly mutter “what a jackass” and smile along. 😅
Does he do Rocket Man, though?
But, not before they profit, and that’s the only game they know
Oh, those plants are doing said lifting in unusually interesting ways, that’s the problem.
Is weed legal where you are? Seems plentiful.
Where’s 32nd St?
Wait. Gen V got good? I noped when it was consistently Orange County in depth and MTV’s Real World in manufactured edge. 🤷🏼♂️
I always thought it was the corp from the Alien series. 🤓
IBF the new horror flick. WTF.
One can only hope that cases of severing are as rare as this post title would have us believe. 😶
Ew.
edit: aw, did someone make fun of your midichlorians, sweeties? what a shame. 🤪
So close to self-awareness and you still miss? Oof.
Stay in school kids! If you’re lucky, you’ll be too sheltered to be as impotently enraged as this poor bastard.
And Musky’ll have a tantrum trying to race a croissant at it first.