mayo_cider [he/him]

I was going to vote for biden but trump showed real gumption when he got shot so i switched sides

I just stash everything and manually copy-paste all the relevant changes, I’m salaried so I don’t care about wasting time

I’m single, so I have to settle to annoying everyone else around me by pretending like I’m going to start talking about politics

Works every time

This is my current solution to the Fermi paradox, all life intelligent enough to colonize the galaxy were ants who realized that health care is more valuable than rockets

Hard to detect rf signals when they need like 5 feet for international calls

This is why I don’t even ask for details anymore, just 5x my current salary with at least a 2 year contract

Can I bum a cig?

Yeah, even nazi germany had principled people

You’ll need an insurgency for that

Yeah, I tried to make a funny bit about red flags but avoiding sectarianism muddled it

No, that’s red, yellow AND black

To avoid any further confusion, red should be the base color, the yellow a cute symbol and black a triangle connecting three of the corners

Having red and yellow or red and black flags on their clothing/accessories

Trying to make mobile and desktop UI’s identical, spotify’s playlist section keeps getting worse

Also tied to this, unnecessary simplifying that leads to less functionality

Let’s dump it in England

They didn’t change their name like McDonald’s? No principles smh

There should be a few sleep() there to make it more realistic

And after the delivery services started taking over, it’s not even fast. At my local place anything other than nuggets and fries takes 20-30min minimum.

Spotify is the last one I pay for because my phone has like 1gb of free space and no memory card slot, and I’m too lazy to setup a self-hosted streaming service and constantly pirate new music

Historical materialism

There’s probably a few stamps with swastikas on them, they’ll be appreciated at home

I just took some mushrooms and was fantasizing about moving to middle of nowhere and living off the land

I grew up in the middle of nowhere so I know the realities of that and I’m way too hedonist to actually do it but it’s a nice dream