Maybe wrong community? Scientific paper in a world news community, with no clear conclusion in subject line

Matt Smith sweating furiously

Let’s start with all of the sedition-enablers before we move on to the bribe-takers.

Yeah, not likely.

he was arrested after being rescued while trying to ride from Florida to New York after drifting 30 miles south of his departure point

How do we know education is failing in Florida?

New York is north of Florida, not south.

Dude’s a shithead regardless of what language he expected the kid to speak

You are making some logical leaps. Just because certain rapists like alcohol does not mean everyone who likes alcohol is a rapist.

That’s conjecture.

As someone who drinks, living in a temperate climate, I imagine the desire for alcohol would go up in a cold region.

I mean, alcohol is something I like, regardless of where I live. Why should Antarctica suddenly make me stop liking beer?

Utah

For the other 99% of people who don’t know where the fuck “Ogden” is

Task failed successfully?

I read “Mother is arrested” and thought it was referring to Mike Pence’s wife

Crazy they couldn’t just export it. Bunch of countries love wine

Orange blubber

Make it retroactive.

Let me guess. Someone stole your thousands of cheese wheels?

I know who Michelle Yeoh is (Crouching Tiger, Shang-Chi, Crazy Rich Asians) but agree that this ain’t “news.”

If there was a God, this trend would be evidence of his ambivalence (i.e., lack of benevolence).

Southern hemisphere?