Remember, going out increases your chances of being overrun by a car.

In Russia, when a door closes, a window opens…

It detects artillery, it doesn’t deflect it.

The blue one looks weirdly happy.

Dunno, I haven’t watch a single add in the past 5 years or so.

My history teacher used to say that over the course of history every generation faces a full scale war that directly impact them. Looking through the last couple of centuries that seems about right. I haven’t been in a war yet and I’m a45 years old so, yeah, I’m kinda scared.

This same teacher also used to say that the only “good” thing about a civil war is that the country that faces it nerves goes through another one ever again. Seeing how things are good in the United States now I’m starting to think that this teacher might be wrong.

Hence the 4x4 sticker: 4 parking spaces for 4 wheels.

But you got to know what kind of person she is, right? The app did its job.

Poor pilot :(