Your dad is not a phone
Your dad is not a phone
The real key to making this work properly is standardized battery sizes. You know, like the AA and AAA standards we’ve had for one hundred years.
I stopped buying Samsung phones because of this bullshit
Fair enough. Demands that don’t appeal in some way to their id, then.
Unddit is one. Also reveddit and pushshift.
When you make up fake science out of whole cloth, it’s easy to make up something to that accords with people’s biases. Actual truth is simply less likely to fall into that category, and more likely to be uncomfortably inconvenient or terrifying. There’s nothing fun about global warming, deadly pandemics, nor microplastic pollution.
Fake news never makes demands on its target audience. Sometimes it says “you are the victim”, or “those people are the problem”, or at the very least, “this is fine.” But it never says “if we don’t get our shit together we and our children face a dismal future.” Instead it always appeals to the greedy and the lazy amongst us.
“Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked, have been sacked.”
Don’t commit treason against the United States of America if you can’t do the time.
I think I just realized why my attempts at thwarting an ant invasion many years back failed catastrophically.
One must wonder if this is one of those Phineas Gage situations where the guy was kind and reasonable to start with, but the removal of his prefrontal cortex and also the rest of the head lead to a sudden change in personality.
Remember to knock it against your mug of grog to get the weevils out before you soak it in there.
Much easier to mine more helium on Earth. We have plenty still at home. The shortage is not because we’re literally running out of what we have on our planet.
But it’s clearly not broken down by state. Surely it would be nonsensical to put all of airports in the country in a giant square in southern Texas, right? That’s not what this map is intending to say.
A shark killed my brother a few years back. He was just standing there minding his own business and this shark came out of nowhere and toppled a vending machine on top of him. Poor bastard never knew what hit him.
Jacquard loom vs those crummy looms without cards that only losers use because they’re a bunch of filthy casuals.
I dreamt it up, my friend
Has anybody pressed his head and sides to make sure he’s really out of juice? Man, just got phantom thumb pain just thinking about it.
Coca-Cola: the official drink of treason.
This is almost as bad as Pearl Harbor: Brought to You by Winston Cigarettes, an advertising campaign that will live in infamy.
Yeah, I sacrificed my SD slot in favor of the headphone jack when I chose my Pixel.
Remember when buying a phone meant they added new features instead of taking them away from you? Those were the days.