Done, how much we going in for?

Besides who the hell wants a Delta shift. You can’t trust 'em!

Yeah. That’s what you get when you vote Conservative.

Invent time travel. Get your grandfather paradox on.

Feel free to exercise that right at your convenience

I’m a little mildly infuriated that the picture of the thing I’m supposed to be reading is so small and sideways.

FURY!!!

Not sure how USPS is involved seeing as how the woman is in Canada.