ped_xing [he/him]

It’s a square root of negative one. A sneaky way to get two answers with one question.

The number of times I walked out of the shower without using soap plus i times the number of times I soaped at least twice to avoid that scenario.

So the saving sentence is how far below where your average executive stopped reading?

Surprise, Arizona

Not really.

If I had a nickel for every time my boss fired somebody so humiliatingly that they forgot to take their jackets with them on the way out the door, I’d have two nickels.

I didn’t observe this myself – she e-mailed everyone she didn’t fire asking if any of us wanted a jacket and went on to describe the ones her victims were wearing just last week.