Better not be American, bas! That’s enough to bring FBI to your door. Also, he belongs in jail, not dead.

I second this. I help people at the library with their computer stuff, and it gets me out of the house and makes me feel like I am contributing. Much underrated feeling.

I intend to make “humbility” a word in my corner of the world.

Or she! I don’t know.

Well, if he’s from Canada (as I am, no hate!), the answer is “We get like 4 hours of sunlight per day here.” I wear shades to block the glare of my own reflection in the snow.

Oh man… I use Precisely the wrong phone, operating system, AND web browser! Heck, I am using the wrong Operating System on my wrong Phone, and I am commenting right now on the wrong web browser. Also, not American, but alot of my friends are.

Oh man! Now I have to go to my (free) optometrist to have my eyes unrolled!

I’m in Canada. I’m just going broke for my inability to work, not from medical bills.

A cure to whatever the heck is wrong with me! Hell, even a diagnosis would be nice…

I have not, and I will check! If that’s all it is… It’s been finicky for years!

My friends bought me a litter robot, too. I have mixed feelings. I seem to have to reset and fiddle with the thing too often, but when it works, it’s really good for keeping the smell down. My guys use it more often than the other two old school boxes, so I guess two paws up from them?

Just a guess: model rocket?

It’s slangy, for sure. It’s said in a way where the rest of the sentence is not explicitly stated but implied. Like, "Now I put the cheese… " (On the burger), and then I put the bun. (Again, on the burger.) It’s not terribly uncommon, but it does happen.

https://bgr.com/science/worlds-first-drug-to-regrow-teeth-has-entered-clinical-human-trials/

I was going to make this exact joke, so thank you! Also, I have “Trust” from Batman 1989 in my head now.

A Fraudian Slip! Do I get Dad Joke points?

I confused. What does drafting you mean? I’m guessing you aren’t conscripting me into your team or Army…

I, for one, try real hard. But thanks!

I am talking out of my butt here, but I read a related book, “Man After Man”, by the same author, when I was a kid, and it stuck with me, so many years later when Amazon became a thing, I tried to find it and his other books. I wound up in a rabbit hole of Google that suggested that he does some of the art and was discredited for it? At least. I think I remember something like that. Man After Man was trippy though.

Edit: Googled a bit, can’t find reference to this now. Maybe I’m wrong? It could happen, in theory.

This is one of my guilty pleasures… My wife sends me every blue screen she sees, and she works downtown!