Kids vote for other kids, and if it’s anything like student council it’s not really about ability. More Trump means less reading assignments…

As well as their track record, some references and a cover letter. If I need a good resume to get hired, so do they!

Hey, they could be talking about Jython…

That’s because all tasks finish in the dot of the “i” of the Jeremy Bearimy sprint, I dunno what to tell you…

You mean Jack Black? Yeah, he is a notch above the rest.

Exactly, who would put a rebugged version into production anyway?

Yup, and they’re run on an estimated 8.5 million test machines

Or enemy list, but that might be too presidential…

That’s the oldest joke in the book. Everybody knows you don’t need to unplug your computer, you can run “sudo reboot” from within vim just fine!

I wouldn’t call them passive, they do too much work. More like aggressively submissive.

Yeah, the real danger is probably that it will be harder for junior developers to be considered worth the investment.

No reason? Don’t squander perfectly good bleach. You know there are kids seeing in Africa?

There are absolutely lawsuits around startups where funds were believed to be misappropriated, but if the startup was responsible and just couldn’t become profitable through bad luck then that’s just part of the risk of investing and why investment firms do research on the companies they are interested in. The reason it would close down would be because the investor just doesn’t want to lose anything more.

I refuse to use emojis, you can’t make me! 😤

I just have no interest in reddit anymore, I always hated the UI and now that there aren’t any third party apps I don’t want to use it. If I see a technical answer in a search sure I’ll use it, but it’s whatever. If reddit wanted to charge on a per user basis to use the API I would have understood because companies need to make money and I wasn’t seeing ads, but they chose the stupidest approach to becoming more profitable.

30% of Americans that were willing to take the survey… So the most enthusiastic voters…

Damn, okay, but if you also die of embarrassment from doing something so stupid… That would be 4 times… So it would all cancel out since it’s an even number! Booyah!

Yeah, but we already have laws against specific drugs so this wouldn’t be any worse than what we already have, instead it’s an approach to make it safer without just saying it’s okay. But yeah the decision of if it should be a controlled substance should be left up to a board of medical professionals rather than politicians as it is now.

Doing drugs should be decriminalized, but not legal. Ideally when someone is found addicted to drugs they would be provided help rather than punishment. Selling drugs should remain criminal but consequences should be determined based on the amount found selling and to who (like a child or someone who’s pregnant would be a higher penalty at the discretion of the court), legalizing would just give a tax incentive for pushing drugs similar to gambling.

Edit: I want to clarify, I’m talking about addictive drugs with known negative health effects like meth. Weed can be legal, who cares.

An amount of time that would only be expected if you’re living in a dystopia.