I’m not crying, you’re crying

How do we even know there is another fundamental force?

That would be an upgrade

Bart, when he was late for class

The higherrrrrrrr the fewerrrrrrrrr

This is honestly the most likely answer.

Just gonna save this one for later

Good news! I’ll never get breast cancer if it’s based on how fat you are.

I do, when I’m out. But I’ve become a hermit since the pandemic started.

Night shift is the fucking best if you have ADHD. You have no traffic at all on your commute to and from work, you just show up and do your job (no useless phone calls or emails to distract you), you eat lunch at like fuckin 1am so there’s no crowd, you get done with your work and just clock out (no stupid-ass meetings), and when you get home you just crash and sleep for as long as you want. Wake up at like noon, and you’ve got the whole afternoon to run errands or fuck off, and then casually go back to work that night.