runeko

I think some of my coworkers are just high coherence media transformers.

Which came first, the I or the thought of I?

I think, therefore I am … not thought up by anyone else.

Now sit down and eat your plasti-corn. There are children in other countries that have to eat normal corn.

Not with that attitude!

There is if it’s part of a crime.

Pretty much every basic terminal command for linux. Grep is the one that comes to mind.

You want Skynet? 'Cause that’s how you get Skynet.

Or we can round out the confusion and call it PythonScript

Damn. I just bought 200 shares of ININ.

For work.

WHERE the_data_matches_the_vaguely_defined_parameters_in_your_head_that_you_never_told_me

Are … are we the baddies?

They usually Come Around here about August … and Everything After.

Meow.

I think maybe you did, and so did I. “Every human testicle.” Question is: when did they sneakily test everyone’s testicles?

I have atomic mass … am I … Doctor Manhattan?

Oh, how could I have forgotten Wesley Willis. Perfect.

It is a McDonalds antenna! It only receives McDonalds radio, which only broadcasts McDonalds commercials 24/7.

It’s 2023. We call it Accenturing now.