Are there any good mobile games out there?

Are you forklift certified?

Also, kissing while having anal sex is sucking your own dick through a straw.

The worst part about this is that I’m inclined to believe that this story is real.

David Koch died, which is a very good thing he did for humanity.

Btw, what is an acoustic bike?

It’s a joking term for a non-electric bike.

From what I can tell, Zero does that shit that Tesla and BMW do, where you have to pay to unlock features that your car/motorcycle already has. Which is a shame, because the idea of owning an electric motorcycle, particularly a highway-capable one, intrigues me.

So the thief climbed up to your balcony to steal your bike? What floor do you live on?

I bought a convertible Chromebook some time ago specifically to use as a sheet music reader, because the tablet I was using for that purpose was too small.

I’ve found myself wanting to get a typewriter for a while, but I wouldn’t be able to justify it because I don’t really have anywhere to put it, nor would I really have any use for it. And an electric bike would perhaps be nice as well, but I already have an acoustic bike that works perfectly well.

Sonic 1, 2, and CD have been ported to Android.

I haven’t seen one of those $5 bills for a very long time.