(preparing for inevitable downvotes) depending on how much storage you need and the flexibility you have in how you use it, Office365 includes 1TB of OneDrive storage for 6 users for somewhere around $100/yr. I use it for storing encrypted video files from my NVR and it works for my use case, but ymmv.

Sir/Madam, as an expert in this area, I draw issue with your comment: several of these can be performed WHILE shitting. The determination of which specific activities are compatible is an exercise left to the reader.

https://youtu.be/-2LUssy5lwA

You know you’re screwed when you need a psychic to prepare your taxes.

Your feature suggestion will probably get more visibility with the devs if you put in a feature request in the Memmy GitHub project:

https://github.com/Memmy-App/memmy/issues