i don’t think so, they have different shaped faces and bodies and different hair colors

go to !fuckcars to learn more!

WTF? Are they trying to get hit with brute force attacks?

Even calling it a news update isn’t really accurate. It’s more akin to “water is wet.”

What we had has gone away.

sometimes i get ads for like maternity stuff or jewelry or cars

i’m a guy with a vasectomy and not enough money for a car

it’s very funny

update: splint is off! no cast required :)

i’m gonna go see the orthopedist and hopefully get my splint off

i hairline fractured my upper radius falling off my bike last week, but the break both 1. was too small for them to find without a detailed analysis by a specialist the following day and 2. has been hurting less than the associated road rash itching under the splint, as well as said splint pressing against my wrist bone when i try to type, so fingerse crossed that they don’t need to put me in a cast. i’m definitely open to taking some time away from gravel biking but i have a show coming up on july 24th and would really like to be able to play keys at it.

that being said, because it’s a splint and not a cast, i’ve been having some fun telling people i got bitten by a radioactive mummy and am rapidly turning into marvel’s shittest superhero, so i wouldn’t mind milking that a bit more. but i’d generally be more stoked about just regaining the full use of my arm.

i’m confused, what is this meant to be riffing on

even when the tweet that this screenshot came from is included and shows that it was posted by a woman

don’t be ridiculous, this guy doesn’t have emotions.

or at least, he doesn’t think he does.

“Why are you trying to be good at your job? Smh, can’t trust women with anything” -elon, probably

wow me too, what are the odds

A day that will live in Internet infamy.

Easier to find a Reddit post through Google than by Reddit search.

I just did that with BaconReader. Felt weird.

all of us are fucks