If you document that you gave it, you need to have seen them take it. If they’re being stubborn and are competent, document that you educated them on the consequences and that they still refused.

“John Wayne Toilet Paper: don’t take shit off nobody.”

When C. Diff Strikes: Mile High Edition

Don’t worry, we’ll shovel more garbage reality shows into your app and wreck the ux even harder. Here’s 40 seasons of people having diarrhea on airplanes. Expect price increases in 6 months.

Just to specify, the issue is with the Hannah Reyes Morales set (avert your gaze to the children bedazzled with shrapnel instead!)

They have windows in the basement?

Nah it might be a real weight off their shoulders

Nonsense. This place is refreshing, like the bold taste of New Coke.