Fuck yes, this is the answer right here.

I enjoy eating peaches in the shower Any messy fruit, really, but stone fruits in general.

You can just shamelessly get in there, get that nectar all over your face, and enjoy it. Probably more enjoyable if you have a beard and need to eat carefully.

I no longer drink, so this is like my shower beer now.

From what I understand, the call to prayer is acceptable because it’s done in Allah’s name and intertwined with worship. All other music is heretical and impure because it’s about things other than praying right now and how awesome Allah is. Source is a religious studies course fifteen years ago, so if someone knows better correct me.

Well religion has clearly done wonders for your critical thinking skills, thank you for this hilariously batshit example of a brain on religion.