TurtlePower

Jfc the world has gone insane. If that’s the case, next time just beat him.

Yeah, but unfortunately I fully expect some asshat to take it too far and throw something other than a milkshake or other harmless beverage. It would be great if we could just stick to milkshake protests, but humans are garbage.

Looks like Untitled Goose Game.

Yeah, but practice makes perfig perfect.

Martha’s Vinyard affordable? That’s a really funny one there! With a 60% higher cost of living than the rest of the country, and 96% higher housing prices, unless you and your friend are snotty rich-bitches, you’re not going to find affordable anything, especially housing. Maybe try living a more humble lifestyle instead of pining after the so-called “luxury” life that the rich and famous try to sell you. There are many, many, many beautiful places that aren’t full of rich shitheads.

It’s a lemming.

Ha! You beat me to it. My dad loved that joke.

“Do you have honeymoon salad?”

“What’s honeymoon salad?”

“Lettuce alone, without dressing.”

Yup!

The human race was a mistake.

That, too!

Because we’re all still just a bunch of superstitious, dumb-fuck monkeys killing each other over pieces of the ground.

Why is our species so goddamn stupid? I fucking hate us. We suck.

Then they need to break on through…

Monkey killing

Monkey killing

Monkey over pieces of the ground

~ Tool - “Right in Two”

You are a good offspring. (Son? Daughter?) It has been my dream since I was little to go into space. VR NMS would be the closest I’d ever get. If you did this for me as your parent, you will have won at being the best child ever.

Yoda voice

They will be.

They will be.

From everything I’m seeing, it’s more stable in PC, too, depending on the type of toaster you’re trying to play it on. Definitely invest in s good PC and keep it spec’d up. Makes it nice for other games, too.

I’m back from outer space lol

Yes. Loading up No Man’s Sky. My wife just cleaned my piece for me. She’s so thoughtful and loving. Gonna take a couple tokes of fresh green from a clean bubbler as this planetary system finishes loading.

I don’t know if they did here what they did on reddit, but since trees is cannabis communities here, try searching marijuana enthusiasts to find arboreal assistance. If that doesn’t help, try searching using terms like arborist, arboretum, and other tree terms.