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I’ve drank quite a few more than just 3, so I’m basically indestructible

I’m doing my part!

Yes, but actually no. :P

I’ll take your entire stock

(sliders 🤤)

(not an image but)

I would take an already-made burger, then inspect it and rip out elements of it, replace several others, add a bunch of layers of new things. It would take a few months and I would have no idea what I’m doing the whole time, but I would persist. The end result would be a delicious burger that occasionally has a missing item. Still working on why/where/how that happens. People would enjoy it, but most would not know that they can customize their burger, or the extent of the options.

(I used to code as a hobby in VB, C#, and Java over a decade ago, almost two; this burger example is me not knowing a damn bit of Lua, as I fork and modify a game mod to have a lot more features, less confusing variables, and lots of broken commented code as I have ideas but still don’t fully grasp what I’m doing. Weeeee!)

Windows: exists

Crowdstrike: stabs

You: why would Microsoft stab themselves?

“fam check this code I just yeeted out”

Hooray! 🌮

Is anyone going to tell them about stack overflow, or…

Explain? I haven’t heard anything negative

Technically it has a pricetag, so…

This is someone I can get behind!

Afaik it’s the “bsod” of *nix systems

For the first few words, I thought this was going a very different direction

This comment seems like a lot of work to read, I’ll pretend I didn’t see it

The guy in a wheelchair: >:(

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fork_bomb

Self-replicating program, malicious

Ah, just rolls off the tongue

there’s no place like 127.0.0.1

“there’s no place like localhost?”

Ey mate, shitters clogged