“fam check this code I just yeeted out”

Hooray! 🌮

Is anyone going to tell them about stack overflow, or…

Explain? I haven’t heard anything negative

Technically it has a pricetag, so…

This is someone I can get behind!

Afaik it’s the “bsod” of *nix systems

For the first few words, I thought this was going a very different direction

This comment seems like a lot of work to read, I’ll pretend I didn’t see it

The guy in a wheelchair: >:(

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fork_bomb

Self-replicating program, malicious

Ah, just rolls off the tongue

there’s no place like 127.0.0.1

“there’s no place like localhost?”

Ey mate, shitters clogged

Move over bitches, I am the getaway driver here. You think I jest? Tell me, are you afraid of doing 120 into oncoming traffic? Have you ever raced a cop up an on-ramp like it’s a drag strip? How many flashing lights have you lost by completely disregarding your passengers cries of panic and just saying “I’ve got this, hold the fuck on” swerving across 6 lanes at [redacted], whipping out on a surface street, and ducking into a fast-food restaurant drive-thru, smooth as fuck? Pfft, I bet you’ve never even drawn up plans for a minigun installed on the top of a prius - because if you don’t lose them in the first couple minutes, it’s not speed you need, it’s endurance. And a fucking minigun, duh.

Told you, I’m the getaway driver for this job. 😎

Yes, you already said C++, no need to repeat yourself :P

W10: :(

Well, you know those claims that Java runs on 18 trillion devices? How do you think they got there, hmmmmm?

Tell them you’re trying something new for the new year: that your body faces those you talk to. If they start up a conversation while at the urinal, just rotate your body to face them. Because it’s important to focus your full attention when conversing. They’ll stop after the first time.

Scams exist like cashing a check sent from a compromised/fraudulent account, and when the bank corrects it the money gets pulled back and you have no recourse. There’s a couple related tactics, but just because you’re on the receiving end, doesn’t shield you at all.