Stamets [Mirror]@startrek.website to Risa@startrek.websiteEnglish · 1 year agoHallmark cards on Qo'nosstartrek.websiteimagemessage-square22fedilinkarrow-up1299arrow-down16
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minus-squareswab148@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8arrow-down1·1 year agoHorny is red, blue balls are blue. I would gladly accept any death by snu-snu 😍
minus-squareswab148@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 year agoOh no please don’t send me to the horny place where everyone else is also horny UwU
minus-squareDr. Coomer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down1·1 year agoYou do realize horny jail ties everyone to a chair and forces them to listen to a lecture on the history of religion, right?
minus-squarepancakes@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 year agoThat’s exactly what I’m into
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 year ago“For the last time, ‘Ive been bad, daddy’ is not the same as ‘forgive me, father, I have sinned!’”
minus-squareDr. Coomer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down1·edit-21 year agoWell, there is the saying “a prostitute never sweats more than when their in church.” Not sure why it exists, but I’ve heard it before.
minus-squareConfused_Emus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year agoI like the Jewish version: “Shvitzin’ like a whore in Temple!”
minus-squareswab148@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year agoYou must live a sheltered life.
minus-squareDr. Coomer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down1·1 year agoHow do you know that? Where are the cameras?
minus-squareDr. Coomer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·1 year agoIt’s not kinkshame, it’s trying to keep you from going to far with it.
minus-squareConfused_Emus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 year agoI’ll get’choo a suh-tanic, muh-chanic!
Horny is red, blue balls are blue. I would gladly accept any death by snu-snu 😍
Oh no please don’t send me to the horny place where everyone else is also horny UwU
You do realize horny jail ties everyone to a chair and forces them to listen to a lecture on the history of religion, right?
That’s exactly what I’m into
“For the last time, ‘Ive been bad, daddy’ is not the same as ‘forgive me, father, I have sinned!’”
Well, there is the saying “a prostitute never sweats more than when their in church.” Not sure why it exists, but I’ve heard it before.
I like the Jewish version: “Shvitzin’ like a whore in Temple!”
You must live a sheltered life.
How do you know that? Where are the cameras?
Don’t kinkshame owo
It’s not kinkshame, it’s trying to keep you from going to far with it.
I’ll be judge of that
I’ll get’choo a suh-tanic, muh-chanic!
Don’t dream it, be it.
Wtf?