chrizbie@lemmy.nz to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 1 year agoIf you suddenly had "fuck you" money what would be the first thing you did?message-squaremessage-square192fedilinkarrow-up1232arrow-down16
arrow-up1226arrow-down1message-squareIf you suddenly had "fuck you" money what would be the first thing you did?chrizbie@lemmy.nz to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 1 year agomessage-square192fedilink
minus-squareBrownian Motion@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down2·1 year agoI would: Buy a FU environment Car, and use 100% of the speedometer because I paid for it. Buy a FU sized house, and fill it full of ballpit balls, cocaine and hookers. Buy a FU size music venue, pay U2 to play at the venue, give free entry to everyone and arm them all with 4 cartons of eggs each. Throw a massive FU party on the biggest ocean cruiser, invite only the top 10% of richest people. Then scuttle the thing. Do I have any money left? 50% goes to developing Australia. 25% goes to the Linux foundation. 20% goes to whoever is still alive in my family. 5% goes to lizards on the internet, because frankly, the cats are getting too much attention and they are wayyy overrated.
I would:
Do I have any money left?