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Stamets [Mirror]@startrek.website to Risa@startrek.websiteEnglish · 2 years ago

Curious what your head canon explanation is

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Curious what your head canon explanation is

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Stamets [Mirror]@startrek.website to Risa@startrek.websiteEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • r00ty@kbin.life
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    The Enterprise-D, being a giant showpiece ship had the most bleeding edge holodeck of the era. The holodeck uniquely incorporated a lot of TOS advanced alien technology, which Starfleet engineers mostly understood. Mostly. There were some hiccups.

    So essentially they went to space stack-overflow and did some space cargo cult programming? Seems legit.

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      Space ChatGPT wrote it for them.

      And messed up on several innocent looking, hard to figure out, and disastrous ways.

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        The first rule of programming club is: If it compiles, ship it!

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          What if it compiles but crashes later on due to memory leaks?

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            Charge for support

          • marcos@lemmy.world
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            Did r00ty declare any exception to the rule?

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              idk

            • r00ty@kbin.life
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              Well, the important question is. Does the rule suggest, imply, or require at any point that the code ever even be run?

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          ship it!

          Literally, in this case.

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      In the words of Stargate SG1: “You can’t just slap a US Air Force sticker on a death glider!”

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