NEW YORK—Saying the statement had immediately set her mind at ease, local woman Sarah Waldman expressed relief Thursday upon finding her husband in bed with a nude stranger and hearing that he could explain everything. “Oh thank god, I thought he might be cheating on me, but it seems like there’s a perfectly…
How do I get a nude stranger into my bed?
Depends how strange you want your stranger to be.
As long as they’re nude, that’s really the main thing.
The key is to undress them before rigor mortis sets in, after that it’s rather difficult.
*after that it’s rather hard
FTFY
It’s not a stranger to the man, only to his wife…
Never know these days.