Shoot…
Me too, buddy
Now that Reddit’s been made obsolete,
Our new usernames can be discreet
So, make your name right
The future looks bright
For Sweatyfartz and weinermeat
…Yeah.
Yikes. We’re in this together now…
Fart gang
Nipple names unite!
Same
Yeup, I make fart noises too. ! Damn it all!
So you’re saying you don’t want insightful, thoughtful comments from u/rimjob_steve this time around?
Who doesn’t want hair tips or relationship advice from u/anal-plundering?
Of all the things about reddit, /u/sinkpisser420 giving sound financial advice was one of the best things about the platform.
It’s easy to get a username at the moment.
Zucks to be you
google price for apple sauce walmart
price apple suce walmart
walmart sauce made from apples
oops not the goggle sorry please delete
google apple saice price walmart
Gramps has bunions
Hello I have been experiencing problems posting my ads to the local marketplace for my 1994 ford pinto please help
Have you tried Threads? You can send your ad straight to your favourite influencers!
I went for thought-provoking this time around.
same
You have definitely provoked my thoughts, mostly thoughts of rage
…and lust?
Too late bro
Yes! Don’t use a password generator to make a username
Exactly. So if you didn’t use a password generator to generate your password, it’s okay to use your password as your username.
hunter2
Don’t tell me what to do
I’m pretty happy with mine.
He’s alive! And on lemmy!!
Let’s crucify this guy
I’m pretty happy with mine too.
Why the fuck are you godless? I’m right here, bitch.
Well, once you can prove you’re a God, and not just some Hispanic guy, I’ll reconsider.
I’ll change it later…
Completely understand why people would want to change their names. But why mess with perfection in my case?
Will do!
Don’t tell me how to live my life.
Got mine
Couldn’t get the username you wanted? It’s probably available on another federated instance.
I don’t want to get crabs on any instance
Nice try, crab people.
Shit