Codebender
But everything changed when the file nation attacked
And although his coding skills are great, he has a lot to learn before he deploys anything to production.
Thats rough, buddy.
What? Everyone else went on a code learning field trip with Zuko. Now it’s my turn.
Codesmith
“Software Development Engineer”
I’m in tech and “computer programmer” has always sounded to me like a grandma phrase. Like how all gaming consoles are referred to as “the Nintendo” or “the game station”.
Has there been a programmer for anything other than a computer
angry domino logic programmer noises
I remember telling my high school guidance counsellor I was planning on becoming a programmer. She looked at me, head tilted like a confused dog and asked what excited me about Event Programming (as in, planning and scheduling large in-person events).
That was the first time someone didn’t understand what I did for work, and it was about 5 years before I started doing it.
I am partial to “code monkey”
On a serious note, I usually refer to myself as a developer or a software engineer when I wanna sound a bit more important.
- Viewport engineer.
- Browser-space technician.
- Microsoft painter-decorator.
- Inferior decorator.
- He-who-responds (on the bugs channel).
- Scope denier.
- Manager disappointer.
Computer code program development engineer, Esq.
Code whisperer
(Until i have to deal with legacy code. Then im usually screaming obscenities)
Tech-priest.
Magos.
O, si es necesario, El Señor Arch-Magos.
Todos alaban al Santo Omnissiah, y así sucesivamente.
Deputy assistant senior vice president software engineering manager
machine whisperer
“Job titles are actually a fluid concept - why feel a strong need to label everything?” :-D
Not engineer.
At least here in Germany, engineer is a protected profession. Other than that: All of the above.
Softwareingenieur darf man sich nennen, wenn man ein mathematisch-naturwissenschaftliches Fach studiert hat, wo Informatik dazugehört. Somit ist Software Engineer oder Softwareingenieur die korrekte Berufsbezeichnung für alle mit einem Bachelor/Master oder höher in Informatik.
Dann muss man schon auch als solcher tätig sein, sonst nicht.
Interesting. In the US, all kinds of jobs are called engineers
I believe job titles specifically are(were?) considered in exempt / non-exempt status for overtime.
Why Administrator is in a lot of titles also.
My friends call me “Please fix my printer”.
Code monkey
Code monkey like Cheetos.
Code monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew.
I put “Chaotic Neutral Technomancer” as my title at work and HR said I had to change it.
Damn that HR!