PHP5 was basically the Adolf Hitler of programming languages
You know how something can be so terrible it ruins something forever? Like the hitler stache
PHP5 was basically the Adolf Hitler of programming languages
You know how something can be so terrible it ruins something forever? Like the hitler stache
My computer is lit up orange except for the cpu cooler. Those lights are set to blue for better cooling
Real men test in prod
Reaaal men of geeenius
const…ish
Code whisperer
(Until i have to deal with legacy code. Then im usually screaming obscenities)
The lone wolf dev who hasnt been seen for 3 months explaining how the new microservices he created all integrate together
Of course Russia is shooting itsself. I bet if it could throw itsself out a window it would.
How dare Russia make Russia look so weak
Its just slowly becoming more mexican
Linting
This is called linting
Bertstrips
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Did the orcas get it
Yes Dr. Ms.The Monarch
Damn, Isreal really saw what happened in fallujah and went “Ooh write that down write that down”
Just wait till he sicks seal team dicks on you
Deny access to owner & group; let some 3rd party do whatever he likes
I believe thats called the honey pot
No… its simply not. Maybe Jimmy John and Mary sue having a dozen offspring in missouri are a slight part of the problem but your average person have one or two is not the problem.
As with everything in this world: Its the corporations. They are the problem. No amount of reuse, reduction, or recycling by any individual would even register on the graph of emissions/carbon footprint when compared to even a tiny company
I do agree that its irresponsible to subject yet another human being to the future we are careening towards
Probably some moldy pizza
Yeah i’ve heard good things about it recently. I’ve always liked how easy curl can be in php.
Adding typing seems like it would fix most of the problems i did run into but
Has PHP raised its standards on function naming? Or do you still have batshit situations like realEscapeString2() because the first 30 other functions for escaping strings are deprecated?