kriz@slrpnk.net to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 8 days agoSLPT: It's pretty easy to just follow an Amazon delivery van around and get free packages. Make a quick blue vest if you feel nervous to deflect suspicion.message-squaremessage-square19fedilinkarrow-up189arrow-down16
arrow-up183arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: It's pretty easy to just follow an Amazon delivery van around and get free packages. Make a quick blue vest if you feel nervous to deflect suspicion.kriz@slrpnk.net to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 8 days agomessage-square19fedilink
minus-squareson_named_bort@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·8 days agoMy strategy is to find an Amazon vehicle that has crashed. Odds are that packages end up on the road. Cha-ching!
minus-squarekriz@slrpnk.netOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·7 days ago“Dad, isn’t this stealing?” “Read your town charter, boy: ‘If foodstuff should touch the ground, said foodstuff shall be turned over to the village idiot.’ Since I don’t see him around, start shovelling!”
My strategy is to find an Amazon vehicle that has crashed. Odds are that packages end up on the road. Cha-ching!
“Dad, isn’t this stealing?” “Read your town charter, boy: ‘If foodstuff should touch the ground, said foodstuff shall be turned over to the village idiot.’ Since I don’t see him around, start shovelling!”