Well Scooby Doo can doo-doo but Jimmy Carter is smarter.

Is this the same Kristi Noem who claimed that she met Kim Jong Un when she really didn’t?

That’s what he likes about college girls, he keeps getting older, they stay the same age, yes they do.

Are you talking to me?

The sad thing is that their kids usually don’t have a social security number or birth certificate either, so the kids end up screwed over when they leave their parents and try to get a job or place to live. It’s not an easy process to get those documents.

A lot of pumps in the US don’t shut off until the nozzle is placed back on the hook, at least if you pay at the pump. It’s possible that the pump could shut off if you prepay with cash and it hits the amount that you paid, but that’s not as common these days. It used to be possible to pay with cash after pumping, but that’s basically been phased out.

My brain

Also if it was a state facility the info would likely be on a .gov website.

That would be interesting, but the logistics involving traveling would be hell. There is the World Baseball Classic, but that’s more like the World Cup where national teams play each other every 4 years instead of a league like MLB with multiple teams per country competing for an annual title.

Why would you put your landlord down as a reference?

The Christmas Shoes

Besides the health aspects, any minor or secondary league that openly allowed juicing would essentially be blackballed from any relationship with the big leagues. Lets say, for example, there’s a Steroid Baseball League. Any athlete that competes in that league would likely be banned from Major League Baseball for life. Hell, MLB hasn’t let in guys like Barry Bonds or Sammy Sosa into the hall of fame because of their steroid use. So any baseball player who believes they can make the Show isn’t going to risk their lifelong dream and chance of fame and fortune for what might be a slightly better payday than Minor League Baseball. So there would be subpar talent in a league that could run into liability issues and it’s easy to see why there really hasn’t been any secondary league that allows PEDs.

Not buying a boat

Masturbate

Sanitation engineer

My ex (Comcast) sends me stuff all the time. They even have the audacity to call themselves neighbor. Mr. Rogers they are not.

Same as it ever was

They’re basically a collectors item these days. They haven’t been in circulation since the 60s or so. Grover Cleveland is the president on the $1000 bill.

5. Companies usually don’t send out detailed rejection letters like this. They’re usually like “after reviewing your credentials we decided to go with another candidate” or something vague like that.

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