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“Damn girl you shit with that ass?”
Has to be up there
“I shat in my bed, can I sleep in yours?”
Amber Heard, is that you?
At a club, I just asked her “Wanna make out?” and we did. Very weird that worked.
Me: Have you ever had your bellybutton kissed?
Her: Yes, of course I have.
Me: From the inside?
It didn’t work, but she laughed.
My immediate thought was pregnancy
