• communication [they]@beehaw.org
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    1 year ago

    The concept of pornographic memory is hilarious without bounds. Like, you experience moments normally, but the second you try to recall them everything is sexy and two-dimensional.

    You go for an appointment and are upset that everyone isn’t naked like you remember from last time.

    You try to remember the steps for baking bread, and you can’t figure out how you ever managed to do it without getting flour EVERYWHERE.

    You’re constantly perplexed by movie age ratings. Kids are allowed to see THAT?!

    • Cethin@lemmy.zip
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      1 year ago

      Not all porn is 2D. There’s a not insignificant amount of 3D VR porn now.

    • Stamets [Mirror]@startrek.websiteOP
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      1 year ago

      I’ve spent the past hour compiling a list of all the Incorrect Trek Quotes I could find, and making up some myself, so I could start making these type of images. There are some fucking great ones here that I am sure Brent is going to perfect for simply due to that expressive face.

      That being said, a mime Brent Spiner might be the most terrifying thing I can imagine. That outtake of Brent, as Data, leaning back in the chair and making his eyes super wide and opening his mouth wide? Scares the shit out of me. Him as a mime? Instant cardiac arrest.

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        1 year ago

        That outtake of Brent, as Data, leaning back in the chair and making his eyes super wide and opening his mouth wide?

        IIRC he does the same in an episode when someone tells him to smile

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          1 year ago

          Data’s Day! It’s the dancing doctor that tells him to smile.

          Wow, my comment is real weird taken out of context…