• Jourei@lemm.ee
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    1 year ago

    Maybe we could start manufacturing mini black holes to build the dark bulbs!

    • nissenice@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      Nope that’s unfortunately not how black holes work. It would essentially look the same as having the bulb painted black.

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        1 year ago

        Practically speaking I think having a mini black hole in your home would look like being rapidly crushed to death.

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        1 year ago

        I bet if you had a black hole with a wall on one side and a light on the other, it’d cast a really trippy shadow.

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      1 year ago

      Sadly, a mini black hole would suck up everything around it. Much like a tiny Katamari Damacy, it would quite quickly consume everyone and everything around it. Of course after not too long it would become a regular sized black hole.

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        1 year ago

        Some mini black holes do not grow into black holes. They collapse. The issue is that they aren’t stable for any decent length of time. Fractions of a nanosecond.

        • Jourei@lemm.ee
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          1 year ago

          A capitalist haven, think of how many black holes one could sell!