That’s 1 step too fucken far mate, gone n took the piss haven’t you

Rumour has it they found tunnels inside them.

I second boots. I went through 3 cheap pairs of hiking boots (between £40 - £70) all promising the world and dry feet. In the end, sacked it off and bought all leather boots with a vibram sole. Requires maintenance of waxing them but they’ve had many miles in them now and just as good as day 1.

A type of snake mixed with a rat.

You could hand deliver them in a sealed envelope but it won’t stop the recipient scanning them then sharing them on messenger, texts etc.

You’d need to consider where and how they get shared beyond the person you send them to, to then decide which level of privacy is appropriate. Ultimately, even though others don’t recommend WhatsApp (nor would I) - it’s maybe the best option in this case. Accessibility, ease of sharing just no guarantees on the encryption because the source is behind closed doors.

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I’m unable to contain the level of shock.

squirts Kimmy with the water spray bottle

Just get fucking rid, ex’s are ex’s for a reason.

May you be blessed with a cup of tea and a biscuit of choice

It’s gotta get annoying after a while… Surely, like I’m trying to imagine how it’d be having a cock and balls hanging off my forehead, slinging about, getting in the way when I try to blow my nose, fuck that… More power to you.

Kidnapped*

All fart and no shit is Sunak!

Can’t wait for the next elections so we can vote a different liar in, maybe 1 with a spine.

Yeah exactly - let’s not get things twisted here. The being blown out of the sky by AA and the crash are 2 entirely separate situations involving the same plane that happened close together, that’s all. Yep.

Many thanks

Can someone provide 1 of those paywall blocker links please. I keep meaning to bookmark 1

Got a big ol family bbq planned at lunch… Right when a fucking thunderstorm is gonna hit. We’re British though, so umbrellas will be out and food shall get bbq’d!

Woke up with a gooch hotter than Satan’s bru