“I don’t know why, but if you remove this comment it fucks up everything.”

I saw this comment in a piece of code once; I left it there as not to tempt the fates.

How do I volunteer as tribute?

The original Gros Michel cultivar… was also supposedly tastier and better.

The banana flavoring used in candies and baked goods came from the Gros Michel, so if you like banana flavored things, but don’t like actual bananas, this is why.

That’s the way judges are supposed to be, just not how it works in reality.

Check the prices of mailing tubes that are large enough to hold that print…

Shipping costs aren’t just the price of postage.

I remember in high school when I started running my monitor in 1024x768 and felt like I was a legit professional programmer.

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I also sleep with a carefully crafted nest of pillows. 3 king size and a body pillow, arranged to automatically mold me into my half stomach, half side “army crawl” sleeping position.

That’s just the thing they want. You know that 99% of the ads are fake, but if you enjoy one enough to click it anyway, on the off chance it’s real, that data is extra valuable because you’ve watched a thousand ads and clicked on one so that’s the one they know to focus on.

I’d go to uberwald

Ohio breeds astronauts. They want to get as far away from Ohio as possible.

Gotta squeeze all the tea out!

Yes.

I was trying to add a bit of context for those who don’t know.

The wave of cars being stolen in the US via the use of USB cords has soured me on those brands permanently.

The fact that the vulnerability was fixed via a software patch did not do wonders for my opinion either.

Yep, that’s the exact part I’m talking about. My daughter & only child was right at the same age & it hit pretty close to home. Couldn’t take it.

The other tablet only had one commandment, chiseled extra large for emphasis:

Above all else, do no harm.

I have a weird thing where I’ll know an acronym that’s close to another one, confuse the two, and come up with a new acronym that doesn’t exist or make sense, but it “works” and then the rest of the context is just off.

The latest victim of this is “Assigned Cis At Birth”

Now that that’s out in the world, I’m sorry that someone else is going to do the same thing…

The prologue of The Last of Us. (The game, not the show.)

That one broke me. I stopped the game, ugly cried for a bit, pulled my shit together then went upstairs and my daughter and I went out for ice cream.

Air Conditioning

I’ll give you the 3.8 as total userbase, but I’m willing to bet that it’s only about 1% that are exclusive to Linux and don’t use a Windows machine at all.