Robert’); DROP TABLE Students
Possibly more annoying choice: The right to leftoverride character
Can we call you little Bobby tables?
that’s how my parents call me, yeah
I feel like Little Bobby Tables has grown up, and should now be Robert’); DROP TABLE loans;–
I was going to write SQL Injection as well! You beat me to it
Lil Bobby Tables, we call him
Bort
Are you talking to me?
No, my son is also named Bort
Don’t do it! Novelty license plates for that name are always sold out. I’ve been trying to find one for 30 years.
I was visiting someone at Yale, and as we were walking through town I saw a car with an actual BORT license plate.
I was the only one who got a kick out of it though.
It was 2 phones ago, so not sure where the picture lives these days, but I have proof somewhere!
Found it!
Now why is that the first thing that came to my mind too??
SomethingUncommon
Not sure how uncommon you’re looking for, but I think I already did this.
I chose Sage.
According to some quick googling (read: not sure how accurate this is), Sage wasn’t in the top 500 names for my birth year, but my given name was top 100.
Though both names I’ve used have been trending towards more common for most of my life. Looks like my original name is now a top 35 most common, but Sage is still outside the top 100 for females and outside top 300 for males.(Really wish there was more data for the popularity of nonbinary names. I think Sage is probably one of the more popular enby names, so maybe it’s not all that uncommon, depending on how you define it.)
Okay, but are you a lawyer?
Lol. Yes I am! How did you know?? 😜
I get a sense about people.
Cool name. I have nothing productive to add, but Sage against the machine just came to me as I was reading your comment. Please feel free to do with it as you wish.
Something old, like a name from Sumer, Akkad, Elam, maybe something Hittite.
Epirmupi, Shamsaki, Puzur-Inshushinak, Ninurta, Lugalzagasi, Tiglath-Pileser, Hattusili, Suppiluliuma.
Ea-nāṣir! 😂
I would absolutely trust someone with this name in commercial dealings.
I remember that one
I’m loving the creativity here! To me though, “uncommon” implies that it’s not like completely unheard of either. so, my choice would be “Midge”
That’s just Jim backwards.
Thanks, I hate it lol
My username is my first name, and I’d say it’s already pretty uncommon!
Dekkia.
I already use that name everywhere online, might as well put it on my passport.
New full name: Theophrastus Bombastus
That would be first and last. Not just first name
He’s currently Jim Bombastus
*Gasp* I told you that in confidence!
Do they call you Mister Bombastic?
Nebuchadnezzar. It has an air of nobility about it and no-one would be able to spell it, ever.
Batman bin Suparman
Or this one:
I always thought Ziggy was a cool name.
Don’t change your name to that unless you play guitar. As a non-musical man who gets compared to John Lennon a lot, I’m doing you a favor.
As a non-musical man who gets compared to John Lennon a lot
Is that you, Ringo? 😛
Not all Ziggies play guitar.
I have an online handle (not this one) that is kinda close to my real name. Two letters change it from “10% of white girls born in North America between 1975 and 2000 have this name” to a name I’ve only seen attached to one real person before.
Geathel?
Omg, how did you guess? Is that you, Wilhelm?
Now I have to nuke this account to protect my privacy. So long, Lemmy karma…
Wait, that’s a real name?
Puck like Puck from A Midsummer Night’s Dream
Reason: that’d be hot
That was my name back in Japan. Had to change it because it would be too easy to vandalize, people could just scratch off the P and turn it into an F or whatever
Hey Pac-Man! How’s Namco treating you these days?
I understood this reference
