“Did I forget to tell you about my new yoga instructor? It’s hot yoga, so we had to do it without clothes.”
Had a couple of lovers, including my wife, that jumped through mental hoops to deny their ex-husband was cheating on them.
“So, your ex was in massage school, getting closer and closer to a coworker, and hiding their communication from you. Then they get a hotel room together in another city? And kept doing it? Sounds like legit business trips to me.”
“Found your ex’s receipts for the Asian massage parlor, with the words “happy ending” noted? What? Cut him some slack, the man just wanted a massage, or 20.” (Wife is Asian, the guy really likes Filipinas.)
Now that I look at those two, pretty funny they both involved massage.
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Yeah. It’s common. One in my city I just walked past has a letter from the city on the door saying it’s been shutdown for prostitution.
Very common, especially in major metropolitan areas.
Find them near you
proceeds to explain to her the solution to quantum gravity
How do I get a nude stranger into my bed?
Depends how strange you want your stranger to be.
As long as they’re nude, that’s really the main thing.
The key is to undress them before rigor mortis sets in, after that it’s rather difficult.
*after that it’s rather hard
FTFY
It’s not a stranger to the man, only to his wife…
Never know these days.
Wait, it’s not good it looks like, honey.
Alternative headline:
Woman Relieved to Hear Her Husband in Bed With Nude Woman is Not What it Looks Like
“Thank God, because it looks like your cheating on me”
“Oh … then it’s exactly what it looks like”
I figure you meant “what” and not “good”, but what’s funny is that it’s so cliche that it’s exactly what came out of a friend’s mouth when he got caught by his then girlfriend…
