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Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 1 year ago

Why hasn't Disney done a live action Aristocats yet?

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Why hasn't Disney done a live action Aristocats yet?

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Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 1 year ago
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  • SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world
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    Because people would demand the butthole cut

    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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      Would this one star Dame Judi Dench’s asshole too, or would they go with the more playful anus of Dame Helen Mirren, do you think?

      • kamiheku@sopuli.xyz
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        The Aristocats!

  • TurnItOff_OnAgain@lemmy.world
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    Those siamese cats will need a rewrite

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      Isn’t that from Lady and the Tramp? I think they did change those characters when they made the live action one.

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        Nah they mean the ones playing the piano with chopticks i think. They went pretty hard on chinese stereotypes.

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          I’ve seen Yo-Yo Ma at a concert and he actually plays his funny guitar with a kind of large chopstick

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            You really made me look up a cellist huh? :'D

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              Not to be confused with Yo Ma-Ma

              • shapesandstuff@feddit.de
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                Nah that one is a master on the flute, i hear

        • Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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          I believe “They are Siamese if you please”

    • ShittyBeatlesFCPres@lemmy.world
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      I liked Breakfast at Tiffany’s as a kid and I remember being 10 or 11 and realizing Mr. Yunioshi was fucked up. And then a few years later, realizing Holly Golightly is a prostitute involved with the mafia.

      Parenting seems hard. I think my mom was like, “Whatever. An old Audrey Hepburn movie. It’s probably like My Fair Lady.” Nope!

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        I’ve never seen it because I was “not like the other girls” as a kid, but holy shit. I’ve seen clips of the yellow face, but I’ve never heard anything about prostitution or the mafia. I had several friends who got really into it in middle and high school, including one whose Facebook last name she changed to golightly, so I don’t think your mom was alone in that thinking.

        Now I kind of want to watch it with adult eyes, is it worth it?

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        What a ride this comment was :)

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    They decided to take the lesson from Cats

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    I mean, how are they going to get an actor to do a flip off of a trapeze onto a dildo lubed with whale oil while singing “dixie”?

    Ohhhh, wait, you said aristocats

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      They should do an Aristocrats-Addams Family crossover. Dead sexy

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    I would watch the hell out of an Aristocrats-Addams Family crossover

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