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minus-squaremosiacmango@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up5·4 months agoMaybe part of a gaming curriculum? Like, “learn some code so that when the devs are crying you can make small talk?”
minus-squarePrinceWith999Enemies@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·4 months agoSmalltalk would probably make more sense than C++.
minus-squaremosiacmango@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·4 months agoI was Haskalling for that one. I need to Go and shake off the Rust, maybe work on my Lisp to make sure people React well. Node what I’m saying?
minus-square0xD@infosec.publinkfedilinkarrow-up1·4 months agoNot Ruby sure what you’re saying, but I dream of getting strangled by a Python that can’t C#. 🤤
minus-squareMonkeMischief@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up1·4 months agoIf the devs are really exhausted and sad you can’t go wrong with bringing them a Java while they’re dealing with their latest Brainf**k . Knowing various languages helps you to C#, as long as you take good care of your eyes!
minus-squareI Cast Fist@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·4 months ago React well That can only be some sort of evil Scheme, a rather Basic one. I can’t even Assembly the proper words to describe the Brainfuck
Maybe part of a gaming curriculum?
Like, “learn some code so that when the devs are crying you can make small talk?”
Smalltalk would probably make more sense than C++.
I was Haskalling for that one. I need to Go and shake off the Rust, maybe work on my Lisp to make sure people React well.
Node what I’m saying?
Not Ruby sure what you’re saying, but I dream of getting strangled by a Python that can’t C#. 🤤
If the devs are really exhausted and sad you can’t go wrong with bringing them a Java while they’re dealing with their latest Brainf**k . Knowing various languages helps you to C#, as long as you take good care of your eyes!
That can only be some sort of evil Scheme, a rather Basic one. I can’t even Assembly the proper words to describe the Brainfuck